Sport membership
It’s all good if you’re a diehard fan
Hell, I wouldn’t mind being a member for a fair few sports and teams
But it’s gone to far
A PET MEMBERSHIP
Does anyone actually want to get a pet membership?
That would just plain be weird!
Take your dog to the game!
Yay!
And have him/her run away and get lost during the game!
Doesn’t it just sound riveting?
Fuck, people are starting to get as stupid as American people
Oh god.
