Sport membership

It’s all good if you’re a diehard fan

Hell, I wouldn’t mind being a member for a fair few sports and teams

But it’s gone to far

A PET MEMBERSHIP

Does anyone actually want to get a pet membership?

That would just plain be weird!

Take your dog to the game!

Yay!

And have him/her run away and get lost during the game!

Doesn’t it just sound riveting?

Fuck, people are starting to get as stupid as American people

Oh god.