Crazy Frog Sucks

Fucking jamster

We don’t want fucking crazy frog!

He was cool for maybe, 10 minutes

Then he just got fucking IRRITATING!

I mean, why is a frog riding an invisible motorcycle going

‘Bring ding ding bring ding bring’

If I wanted to see a naked frog on a bike speaking gibberish,

I WOULDN’T

I mean, fucking hell!

Crappy Commericals

Any one ever turned on the TV and heard DOORS, DOORS, DOORS!

Does anyone else get pissed at the TV for shouting ‘Doors’ at you over and over again?

I don’t, I get pissed at whoever made those ads

They should be fucking outlawed

All they do is piss people off

And the business spends all their money on the ad

It brings in no customers

And the business goes bust and wonders why.

Oh, please answer me people!

WHY IS EVERYONE SO STUPID!?!??!

Dieting Mothers

All the mothers who are ‘dieting’ yet still eat chocolates like a hummer takes gas,

Drinking diet coke cause it says ‘diet it must be better then normal coke’

You fools, your not supposed to drink 30 liters of it in a day!

You fools!

The only way to loose weight is to eat and drink healthily, and not drink diet coke and eat chocolates all the time!

Gad damn, people are so stupid these days.

You wonder why you gain weight, try exercising what an amazing new concept!

It might make you less fat!

And maybe eventually skinny!