I recently saw an infomercial about Foxtell, and one of the lines was;

‘Foxtell gives you access to heart pumping sports such as Soccer, football, Cricket, and golf.

How the fuck is gold heart pumping!

I mean;

Yeah, soccer – relatively heart pumping – sometimes

Yeah, football – most games are exciting

Cricket – not so much, but still pretty entertaining to watch, if your into cricket

Golf- how is it heart pumping to watch golf?!

It’s like a guy/girl with a golf club, hitting a ball

Sure, it takes skill. But it aint heart pumping to watch!