Gangsters

Gangsters aren’t that cool, they just think they are

They wear their pants so low, and they speak like ‘a nigga bro’

But, how the fuck does that make them cool?

They think they are, therefore they are?

How is that possible?

Jacob is confused here!

They hang out in groups of about 7-8

And wear pants around their knees, and big skate shoes

And like, mostly white, white shirt, white bandana

It’s just plain weird.

Heart Pumping Sports

I recently saw an infomercial about Foxtell, and one of the lines was;

‘Foxtell gives you access to heart pumping sports such as Soccer, football, Cricket, and golf.

How the fuck is gold heart pumping!

I mean;

Yeah, soccer – relatively heart pumping – sometimes

Yeah, football – most games are exciting

Cricket – not so much, but still pretty entertaining to watch, if your into cricket

Golf- how is it heart pumping to watch golf?!

It’s like a guy/girl with a golf club, hitting a ball

Sure, it takes skill. But it aint heart pumping to watch!

Child Slave Labour

Parents who try to make their kids into slaves,

They set like, 50 jobs for them to do, and don’t pay them,

I could understand if they got paid,

They aint getting paid

Therefore it’s slave labor. The definition of slave labor is when you work, with no reward.

I get paid $10 a week, and I do my fair share of work, that’s fair

I get another $10 for mowing our lawn

And I get $40 for cleaning the whole house – the same as a cleaner

That’s fair, considering we have a decently sized house.

But people who do everything get nothing

I feel sorry for them.