Scientology

Scientology

Stupidest religion I have ever heard of, I mean seriously, who can be expected to believe they have a little alien inside them, I mean, honestly.

Gullible much?

Here’s two points about scientology

 

Point number one;

How come in autopsies no-ones ever found this little alien?

Or where the aliens kept?

 

Point number two;

It was written by a bloody science fiction writer!

 

Who would be fucking stupid enough to believe in scientology?

It’s just grade A bullshit, but I suppose,

A minority of people must believe it, because

I mean, it’s not only washed up celebrities who are turning to it now.

Ordinary, dumb ass yokels are as well

Maybe I’ll make my own religion…

Hypercrit Celebrities

Anyone noticed how all these old, washed up celebrities try to tell us what to do?

Like, there was an ad I saw a few hours ago even, when there was a spice girl saying

‘Thousands of people die, due to poverty, and you can make a difference’

This from a spice girl.

One of the biggest users of the worlds national resources.

Get fucked bitch, I don’t like you, I’ll donate, when you actually donate.

You stupid woman.

Are you ever going to realize, that only a small amount of people actually liked the spice girls?

And the only reason your stupid fucking concert sold out was because you only had one quarter of the ordinary seat amount.

You stupid women.

Jehovah Witnesses

Jehovah fucking witnesses

Go fucking die!

If we wanted you coming around to our house trying to convert us, we would already be your stupid fucking religion

God dammit!

You dumb religious fuckers!

WE DON’T BELIEVE IN YOUR STUPID FUCK GOD

Sure, it’s the same as the Christian god, so why don’t you just become Christian, would stop you irritating the general population.

Dumbass.