What You Might Think So Far!

Has anyone read this rants and gone;

God dammit Jacob, you’re a piece of work arentcha?

Well, I guess I am, but I didn’t force you to read this rant, did it?

Yeah, I didn’t think so either, you chose to read it, and, eh, I don’t care about your opinion of me, I’ll form one of you as well.

I guess, you think im an asshole, I’ll tell everyone about it, and get a fan base against you.

:O

Internet Fights

While were on the topic of the internet,

Internet fights,

Are they lame or what?

Your gonna have a fight with someone over the internet?

I mean, seriously, what the fuck?

The worst you can do is block them and be like, ‘STFU ASSHOLE!’

Ooh, that stings. I think I’ll go cry. :’(

Wow!

That was eventfull, what an amazing fight!

Lets go talk about it at school tomorrow!

Internet fighting is like being in the special Olympics

Even if you win, your still a retard.

Honestly,

Who gives a flying fuck?

Slutty Kids

All the little grade 4 sluts and whores

I mean, whos in grade 4 and dates?

It has to be the stupidest thing ive ever seen!

You haven’t even got neer puberty, yet your dating?

I mean, the closest your ever gonna get with them, is holding hands!

Ooh, most people during dates, well, sane people who aren’t fridgid

Hold hands on the first date, and a lot of people kiss on the first date.

You fucking dumb little whores.

 

 

The parents who are all like ‘ever since we got the internet, my kids got more attitude’

Your kid was gonna get more ‘tude even if you lived in a cave with a bear.

There comes a time when all children develop attitude, it’s called puberty.

You dumb adults, you went through it, and if you didn’t how the fuck are you a parent?

Grrr, people who blame myspace/bebo/MSN because there little ‘golden 12 year old’ is a whore, your kid was a whore before myspace, she’ll be a whore after myspace.

People, who are whores, stay whores.