Fucking tryhards – do they have any self esteem?

everyone knows you’re a try hard, just by looking at you, so stop trying to be cool, anyone who’s like ‘yeahh, I’m so cool, I wear a hat and pretend to be a gangster’ dude, gangsters are retarded, stop trying. I suppose being retarded would be a step up from where you are now. I’ve heard of kids who are in grade 6 dating chicks, and bragging about going to the shops with them – oh, big whoop you fucking try hard poser! I go out with my girlfriend like most weekends – wow! You don’t hear me bragging about it – and I don’t just go to the corner shop with her! She’s to fucking good for that! You fucking poser sonofabitch try hard. Go fucking bang your pets.

Today Tonight

Today Tonight – are they smoking crack or weed? I know it’s one of them!

Seriously, have they got something against all the good shows? Them getting up the chaser every second week – what the fuck? They’re just jealous because the chaser wanted to stay with ABC and not them – go cry about it asswipes, leave the chaser alone. You say that nobody likes the show – I’m a diehard fan, so are more than at least 50% of the Australians population – so go cry – I mean, your show blows goats. Another show there getting up – summer heights high. So what if the people swear on it? Big whoop! They say it’s a bad influence on little kids – what little kids would be awake at fucking 10:00 at night to actually WATCH the fucking show! Seriously today to – fucking – night, screw your head back on – get of the drugs, and stop picking on shows whose general fan base could quench your whole channel – and then some.

Film critics – bull shit? Or human shit?

Is it just me or do they say that all teen movies are crap? And that all those shitastic adult ‘drama’ are great? They all get five stars! And teen movies all have one or two! Sure some movies deserve there ratings – like hot fuzz deserves 5 stars, but does star wars deserve 5? To fuck it does! I’d give it 3, possibly 4 AT THE MOST! Jesus fucking Christ, people are stupid these days. I’m pretty sure most of them got bribed; the only honest film critic out there is me. Therefore, I am now a film critic! HAIL ME!