Stupid phobias

People are scared of stupid things these days, aren’t they? People scared of peanut butter sticking to the roof of their mouths, people scared they will get eaten by their dreams? I mean, I think I speak for everyone when I say WHAT THE FUCK? I can understand maybe, a fear of heights – that’s reasonable, a fear a birds? Reasonable, there claws can be sharp – depending on the bird. But a fear of being eaten by your dreams? How is that actually ever going to be possible? They ain’t suddenly gonna jump out of your head and go ‘RAR! I’m going to eat you!’ and then swallow you, they can’t do that, they are figments of your imagination – they don’t exist in the material world people! Is your brain in your head? Or up your ass? I mean, fucking hell.

Impending Doom

Yes, that’s right. Doom

I don’t mean ‘god shalt smite thou down!’ I mean. Doom.

You know, everyone dies? Yes, that doom.

Not from some religious megalomania, from completely man made reasons;

GLOBAL WARMING! – And cue the scream -

and no, it’s not bullshit, it’s happening. It’s drying out the globe. Sure, we probably wont die out completely in my lifetime, or even my kids, but it will happen, and my ghost will be there laughing my ass off going ’suck shit! I’m a ghost, I don’t need water anymore!’ and I will watch people die, for my own, sick amusement. HURRAH!

Teacher Stupidity

Anyone else noticed the growing reign of stupidity?

It’s taking us over, making even the average grade B student, seem like a mini Einstein. And it’s not the persons fault if there stupid! It’s their teachers! Like, I’ll use an example that recently happened to me; I’ve had the same maths teacher all year. And he taught me jack shit. this new teacher I have, has taught me more in the last 3 weeks that I’ve had her, that my old one taught me in a whole year. Because she is a good teacher. Now, I think I might just scrape past maths, instead of completely failing it. I now vaguely understand algebra. I used to have a D average in maths. Now I’m up to about a C, due to the teaching. So I have reached the conclusion.

Most Teachers, Are Stupid.