Pet Memberships

Sport membership

It’s all good if you’re a diehard fan

Hell, I wouldn’t mind being a member for a fair few sports and teams

But it’s gone to far

A PET MEMBERSHIP

Does anyone actually want to get a pet membership?

That would just plain be weird!

Take your dog to the game!

Yay!

And have him/her run away and get lost during the game!

Doesn’t it just sound riveting?

Fuck, people are starting to get as stupid as American people

Oh god.

Shit Singers Coming Back

All these old shit singers coming back

Oh my god!

The spice girls are back!

WHO CARES?

So some shitty singers who sung mass produces pop songs are back!

Who cares?

Call me when a decent band comes back

Like black Sabbath, or iron maiden

You dumb little fucking horse shit eaters!

Yo Mumma Jokes

YO MUMMA!

Anyone heard this as an insult?

I mean, what kind of insult is that?

My mumma?

So what?

You got one to, bitch

Otherwise you wouldn’t be born.

:O

Amazing isn’t it?

Wow!

Everyone has a mother, except god of course.

You know, cause he ‘always was’

Dumb fucking Christians.